jaeger bomb

lordturkeyfist:

hatingongodot:

hatingongodot:

lordturkeyfist:

hatingongodot:

lordturkeyfist:

hatingongodot:

Me when I stutter on the phone during a business call

Me when i ask for real spicy and not white people spicy

Me when I step in a puddle and I feel the water penetrate my socks

Me when my friend’s 90 pound dog stomps on my nuts

Me when h– wait, what?

Oh! I’m sorry! I misheard. I thought you said “Me when my friend’s dog stomps on my 90 pound nuts.”

If i had 90 pound nuts do you think i’d be here? Clowning in this shit hole? I’d have a house of gold. A car of jewels. Lingerie forged with meteorite and silver coins. Dont be so naieve

anashizzle:

The straw hats

art-woonz:

Art By IG: @sushiartstudio

Instagram: @artwoonz

drinkyourjuiceshelby:

shutyourmoustache:

shutyourmoustache:

Shout out to all the childless whores that be fucking up them pretzel lines at disney world. Y’all are the worst and some random mom out there hates you.

Update: The Post also thinks you’re a weird childless whore.

Proud to be a pretzel-buying, childless whore

boymilk:

nice knowing you my good bitch

Come back to tumblr after almost a year and I —

the-punforgiven:

Why do I do this to myself and my players

cyberscully:

as a procrastinating overachiever i feel like i don’t necessarily “half-ass” things, it’s more like a “3/4 ass”. like overall did i do pretty well? yeah. did i reach my maximum potential though? i think the fuck Not.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

asymbina:

unicornships:

Hence why Toph Beifong is my favorite badass character ever. Followed by Zuko of course. 😝

I love that Toph believes that she is one of the most badass people ever to exist in the Avatar universe, is not shy about saying so, and is absolutely correct.

Shit, just watch the way she curbstomps Korra without even trying.

The reason Toph Beifong has lived so long is that death is rightly afraid of trying to claim her <3

fullmetalwindbreaker:

going to bed without an alarm set feels good feels organic. all natural free range sleep baby

Message me!

writing-prompt-s:

You’re surprised when the day you bought some new pencils, one of them spoke and said : “use me papa”